Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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