I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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