I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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