It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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