Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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