Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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