I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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