After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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