If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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