Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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