Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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