I am full of burrito and curiosity
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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