I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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