shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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