No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have already put on my inside pants.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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