I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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