does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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