i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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