yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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