"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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