So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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