We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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