I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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