We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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