So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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