your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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