I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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