I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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