It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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