i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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