Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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