He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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