We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
this will be a night to untag.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The air was thick with penises
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
