We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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