you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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