Don't you send me to vm
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
