I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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