You work out of a Hotel?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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