normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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