I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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