Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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