Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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