Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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