"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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