No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
