he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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