I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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