Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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