You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
