Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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