Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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